5.06.2009

Just A Thought....

I recently received an email from Sephora advertising a new self tanner endorsed by none other than a Miss Lindsay Lohan.


Here's my two cents about Sevin Nyne....first of all your spelling is awful! Second of all (and perhaps most importantly) when I think of a celebrity whose tan skin I want to resemble, Lindsay Lohan is definitely not on the list.

May I present Exhibit A:


While I applaud Miss Lohan for protecting her fair skin from the harsh rays of the sun, I simply cannot applaud the intense shade of carrot she is sporting here.

Exhibit B:

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Usually when using self tanner, it is a good idea to extend it all the way past your foot.

Conclusion.... Lindsay Lohan is NOT a good example of what a spray tan should look like. To me she always looks orange, dirty and splotchy. Why Sevin Nyne would use her as a spokeswoman is beyonds me (just google: Lindsay Lohan fake tan, the results are endless), and unfortunately this fair skinned gal will not be buying what you are selling.

(Note to LL - there is this place in LA that does an AWESOME spray tan...all organic called Chocolate Sun...just a thought)

15 comments:

Tara said...

Hilarious! And I soooo agree!

Sarah Elizabeth said...

I thought the exact same thing when I saw the title. And no- LL is NOT what I want to look like when I think of a tan color. You're so right on the sock tan. Who does that with tan in a can?!?

tanya said...

boy, oh boy. Those pictures are worth a thousand words :-)

Southern said...

Funny, I got that e-mail too and I was thinking about blogging to request advice on self-tanners. I'm so white and don't want to do the tanning bed thing. Got any recommendations?

Jane said...

100% agreed.

Gleatie said...

I am a new reader and that post just cracked me up! I have always noticed that LL has terrible tans but I have never noticed that her feet are always so white! Hilarious. can't wait to read more! I'm hosting a cute blog giveaway right now if you are interested! www.gleatieanddeaner.blogspot.com

Sweet Nothings said...

so, i read a review from Fashionista, and apparently it is really good..but i thought the same..that diesel party she was a mess...the drugs are messing up her judgement

jamieofalltrades said...

Oh LL... such a hot mess you are.

amy b.s. said...

you are hilarious! thank you for saving the masses from following in the footsteps (and apparently non tan ones to boot) of lindsay lohan! that girl needs a stylist (a good one) in the worst way!

Mandy Kay said...

found your blog through some other friends' blog links, and i must say, i truly enjoy it! this post in particular is HILARIOUS!! :)

Ali in LaLa Land said...

um, agreed. lindsay's tan = not a tan it looks like orange paint, ew

Abbie said...

This post made me chuckle because I thought the same thing when I heard about the product. I hadn't seen the pics of the feet, though. It's like she's been playing golf!

Burrell's said...

Too funny Lyndsy!

Lyndsy said...

Glad we are all in agreeance that no one will be sporting La Lohan orange this summer. Too funny!

Sweet Nothings, I am still hestitant to try it....perhaps if Sephora gives out a sample I will try it on a weekend that I am doing absolutely nothing in case my theory proves to be true!

Holly said...

hahah. my SIL is a buyer at sephora and says this isnt the best stuff either....

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